The MILF Code

MILF Code 2.09: How To Beatbox On a Meatbox Like A Pro

Susanna and Felicia bow to the queen of MILFs, singer/actress/producer Lady Bret Crain, and swoon as the last good husband and king of the Gingers, Darren Carter shows off his epic vibrational skillz. Oh sh*t, who just went monogamous!?

MILF Code 2.08: Bonding Over Beatings

Comedians Kira Soltanovich and Shawn Halpin join Felicia and Susanna to bond about their P.O.W. childhoods, and guess who's saving one hole for God?

MILF Code 2.07: How To Succeed In Show Business Without Being An A**hole

About to get eaten by a Pterodactyl whilst swimming in your dainties in a pond, and you can't find your motivation? Wanna get ahead without coming off like a complete turd? Are you dying to hear about the action-figure that one can give teeny little hand-jobs to? Then join Felicia and Susanna as they chat up the delightful and talented actress Mircea Monroe along with producer/Podcaster Adam Spiegelman.

MILF Code 2.06: The Cincinatti Bowtie And Other Urban Legends

Comedian/actor from 40-Year-Old Virgin Gerry Bednob shares that the only thing worse than winning the lottery, is when you didn't, and people think you did. What do topless women, Adam Carolla and a wine cocktail called Mangria have in common? Podcaster Lynette Carolla! Felicia shares how sometimes you make a deal with the devil (or Carrot Top) and will Susanna lose her sobriety over Tinder?

MILF Code 2.05: Three Depressives And A Blonde

Writers Dylan Brody and Amy Dresner talk bleeding on the page, but not your Facebook page. Felicia reveals her difficult past with a suicidal mom, and Susanna just had a polyamory break-up, and somehow they all lived to tell about it.  

MILF Code 2.04: Don't Be Offended If I Do, Don't Be Offended if I Don't

Felicia and Susanna talk to actress Monique Parent and comic Sam Tripoli about what porn stars and comedians have in common, the other kind of water sports, and how the adults of tomorrow will whine about walking three miles to get sushi during the drought. (What, no Uber?)

MILF Code 2.03: Breast Stroking Through A Sea Of P***y

Former Detroit Pistons "Bad Boy" John Salley and badass comic Marcella Arguello join Susanna and Felicia to weigh in on topics ranging from the delicious spoils of being a champion, hacking into family member's social media for kicks and the bonuses of a vegan lifestyle; including John dropping a bomb on Felicia about fish bladders in wine!

MILF Code 2.02: There's No Crying In Social Media

Ever regret posting that Tweet? Susanna and Felicia interview baseball and comedic All-Stars Royce Clayton and Melinda Hill about the pitfalls of PC culture, free speech and other "asinine shit."

MILF Code 2.01: Tantra And The Art Of The A** Chakra

In their first outing, comedians and MILFs Felicia and Susanna talk to Tantric sex coach Psalm Isadora and discover their second guest comedian/actor Bill Dawes was a Kundalini yoga instructor before he did comedy! Watch the magic unfold HERE. And don't forget to SUBSCRIBE.

Episode #20 - Amy Dresner

Amy Dresner is the most brilliant, funniest, wildest writer you’ve never met, she used to be a stand-up comic and is still funnier than one. If you want to hear from someone who took it ALL THE WAY; that would be Amy- rehabs for meth, coke, and alcohol, psyche wards, and that’s not even counting the food issues and sex addiction… but she swapped all that for Yerba Mattes, vaping nicotine, and writing for "The Fix" and advice columnist Amy Alcon, among others. I know Dresner well, because I’m lucky, and now you will know her too, if you are worthy. The first classic quote we get from her is “You can’t be full of dick and full of sadness. Be sad after, when they don’t call you again, but you can’t be sad during it.” I think I will get that stitched into a pillow.

We delve into “daddy issues,” and where hers came from, if she has any. Amy discusses vulnerability and the line between that and just being a drama queen, and we segue into how she developed a sex addiction after her marriage ended, but also (paradoxically) came into her own sexually. She owns her mistakes, her peccadillos, and we discuss what makes us get attached to men, as opposed to "just sex." Dresner talks about the most annoying thing men and women do, then shares about being sentenced to “community labor” because of that little “knife incident” and that time she ran into an ex while sweeping the streets with other felons. At some point when we’re talking about her seizures and Yerba Matte habit (it's a tea, people) I admit that sometimes I worry about her, which is apparently a common reaction from her Alanon friends who need to “stay in their lane.” Amy gets so real and deep about accepting people, no matter what their path, I’m reminded again why I love her. It took a bunch of dick jokes, but we get to the beautiful empathic, vulnerable core of being alive. Also, of all the different kinds of therapy (we’ve both had shit tons) what helped us the most? We finish off about amongst other things, shame vs. restraint, Tinder in Brooklyn, having overwhelming emotions and why “damaged people” are dangerous. Strap in, it’s going to be a bumpy night.